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The Manliest Way to Eat a Banana

January 27, 2011

Snap it.

Snapped Banana

A poor example of a snapped banana. Better to come.

Eating a banana is a manly act in the first place, as gorillas eat bananas and they’re really manly and hairy and stuff. However, to eat a banana in the most manly way you have to snap it. Not only do you look really manly doing it but the banana ends up looking like it has a mouth, which is an added bonus. It’s really surprising how cleanly you can snap such a soft fruit, it looks like a cleaner cut than if you had used an incredibly sharp knife (which is also quite manly, unless you cut yourself and cry).

Today’s food:

8:15- Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes

13:00- Beef sandwich (yes, again), 2 clementines, a banana, a rocky bar.

17:00- 2 flapjack bites and a few Cadbury Nibbles

19:00- Janes Chinese Pork with a jacket potato

19:20- More nibbles

5 Comments leave one →
  1. January 27, 2011 8:59 pm

    This makes me laugh so hard! I’m gonna try this tomorrow morning for breakfast, though I feel more macho already somehow just reading this.

    • Meat permalink
      January 28, 2011 5:43 pm

      *gorillas…not bananas…


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