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New Ambulance Service Upgrade to Cope With the Obese

February 3, 2011

Strong Paramedics

Paramedic training: checking the pulse.

Ambulances will need to be effectively re-enforced, it was announced today, to deal with obese people. My guess is that this is part of a larger plan and before long paramedics will have to have appeared on at least one episode of Britain’s Strongest Man. Obviously, they will be given further training so they can effectively roll patients like tyres without squashing their face’s too much.

Today’s consumption:

8:30- Toast
11:20- Sticky toffee cake, really good.
13:20- Bacon sandwich, chilli sensations, brunch bar and clementine.
19:20- Dough balls with garlic butter followed by pizza.

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